Beer is too delicious 

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 11/01/2015 at 19:31 • Filed to: None

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What else could I give up to lose weight? Can you live on beer and meat alone? I’d sure like to try. BTW, I *might* be seeing everything blurry like the TV screen in this pic.

ly2v8-Brian > fhrblig 11/01/2015 at 19:40

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I don't know man. That's pretty much my diet. But I'm not a fat guy... yet.

PowderHound > fhrblig 11/01/2015 at 19:41

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I'm sure trying the beer and meat diet.

PatBateman > fhrblig 11/01/2015 at 20:16

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At NRG, there is a beer vendor that walks up and down the aisles who is perhaps the greatest vendor of all vendors. All he does is scream “BEER!!” like he’s a deep-voiced Norse god walking amongst mere mortals.

He sells the shit out of that stuff.

fhrblig > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 20:20

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I don’t think there’d be any question, I’d be sold. Though, beer doesn’t really need an advocate.

Birddog > fhrblig 11/01/2015 at 20:24

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I tried the Beer and Popcorn diet once. I lost weight alright And some hair.

Not recommended.

fhrblig > Birddog 11/01/2015 at 20:26

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I’ve already lost all my hair. Sounds like a good plan to me!

Wurrwulf > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 20:41

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How much do they charge for Saint Arnold’s stuff at NRG?

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > fhrblig 11/01/2015 at 20:50

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cutting out bread and potatoes is a good start. Eat less salt because it makes your body retain water.

As always, exercise and healthy eating is still the best way to lose weight.

PatBateman > Wurrwulf 11/01/2015 at 22:51

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I think $10, but don't quote me on that. Maybe a little more.

PatBateman > fhrblig 11/01/2015 at 22:54

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It gives that little extra push to the stubborn consumer.

PatBateman > fhrblig 11/01/2015 at 22:56

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Also, this diet idea might actually work. No double entendres are meant by this:

http://www.foodbeast.com/news/man-drops…

fhrblig > PatBateman 11/01/2015 at 23:05

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I think I could do that, especially if it involves smoked sausage. I would sell my soul for smoked sausage.

Nibby > fhrblig 11/02/2015 at 09:26

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Watching the Bears? I’ll call the suicide hotline for you.

fhrblig > Nibby 11/02/2015 at 10:02

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Fortunately it was just highlights. I was never in any real danger.

Nibby > fhrblig 11/02/2015 at 10:03

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Okay good. I was getting worried too cause they put me on hold.

fhrblig > Nibby 11/02/2015 at 10:35

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That was pretty brutal how the Giants lost.

Nibby > fhrblig 11/02/2015 at 10:36

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I just knew the game was going to end in a FG.

Also I still lost in fantasy, even though Eli got me 38 points. Literally going back to last season, I have the same record as the Giants in fantasy, week by week. It’s weird!